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Working in IT can be intense, and demands from users and management can feel downright oppressive. But sometimes, you just have to laugh.<br><br>
<i>"Given a choice between dancing pigs and security, users will pick dancing pigs every time."</i><br><br>
These 8 cartoons by John Klossner poke fun at common IT security, data and management issues. (Enjoy!)<br><br></td>
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