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n'to moore[2] A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine.
Hetook a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender's
face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the man began
weeping. "I'm sorry," he said. "I'm really sorry. I keep doing that to
bartenders. I can't tell you how embarrassing it is to have a compulsion
likethis." Far from being angry, the bartender was sympathetic. Before long,
he was suggesting that the man see an analyst about his problem. "I happen
tohave the name of a psychoanalyst," the bartender said. "My brother and my
wife have both been treated by him, and they say he's as good as they
get."Six months later, the man was back. "Did you do what I suggested?" the
bartender asked, serving a glass of white wine."I certainly did," the man
said. "I've been seeing the psychoanalyst twice a week." He took a sip of
thewine, then he threw the remainder into the bartender's face. The
flusteredbartender wiped his face with a towel. "The doctor doesn't seem to
be doing you any good," he sputtered. "On the contrary," the man claimed,
"he's done me world of good." "But you threw the wine in my face again!" the
bartender exclaimed. "Yes," the man replied. "But it doesn't embarrass me
anymore."
On Clinton's last trip to Hawaii, he went swimming at Waikiki Beach. He got
caught in a riptide and was been pulled out to sea. Three young surfers swam
out to him and brought him to shore. He wanted to reward them, and asked
whatthey would like. The first said he wanted to be a fighter pilot, and
Clinton said he would get him an appointment to the A. F. Academy. The
secondone said he wanted to command a submarine. "Fine, I'll get you into
theNaval Academy." The third said he wanted to be buried at Arlington.
Clinton looked puzzled and asked why such a young person was concerned about
where he would be buried. "Because", said the surfer, "my father is a
VietnamVeteran, and when I go home and tell him I saved your life, he's
goingto kill me."
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly found himself surrounded by a
bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he said quietly
to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed." A ray of light fell from the sky and a
voice boomed out, "No, you are not screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet
and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you." So the explorer
picked up the stone and proceeded to bash the life out of the chief. He
stoodabove the lifeless body, breathing heavily, surrounded by 100 natives
with looks of shock on their faces. The voice boomed out again, "Okay, now
you're screwed."
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