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n'so mojre[2] A man enters a restaurant, takes a seat, and, instead of
using the napkin, takes the table cloth from the table and tucks it around
his neck.The head waiter sees it and tells the waiter to go and tell him, in
a diplomatic way, that what he did was incorrect. The waiter goes to the man
and says, "Good day to you Sir.. Would you like a shave or a haircut?".
A pipe burst in a lawyer's house, so he called a plumber. The plumber
arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while,
and handed the lawyer a bill for $600.The lawyer exclaimed, "This is
ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a lawyer!."The plumber quietly
replied, "Neither did I when I was a lawyer."
Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines,
my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just
found out that I have an ulcer, and as long as I stay in this job, the only
question is whether I'll have a stroke or a heart attack.¡± Friend: So, why
don't you quit?Employee: The company has a great health plan.
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