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On Clinton's last trip to Hawaii, he went swimming at Waikiki Beach. He got
caught in a riptide and was been pulled out to sea. Three young surfers swam
out to him and brought him to shore. He wanted to reward them, and asked
what they would like. The first said he wanted to be a fighter pilot, and
Clinton said he would get him an appointment to the A. F. Academy. The
second one said he wanted to command a submarine. "Fine, I'll get you into
the Naval Academy." The third said he wanted to be buried at Arlington.
Clinton looked puzzled and asked why such a young person was concerned about
where he would be buried. "Because", said the surfer, "my father is a
Vietnam Veteran, and when I go home and tell him I saved your life, he's
going to kill me."
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He
noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he
watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then
counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of
them. Then the old man poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and
set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife
sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask
if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they
didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been
married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared,
50/50." The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she
replied, "Not yet. It's his turn with the teeth.
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