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Driop me[2] propagandu eljudnir hlidskjalf When Tom Howard was seventeen
years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's
clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.Mr. Howard
did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son
wearingany of his things.One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his
father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very
carefully.Then he said angrily, "Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?""Yes,
Father, it is." answered Tom."And that shirt's mine too, isn't that one of
myties, Tom?""Yes, that's yours too," answered Tom."And you're wearing my
belt!" said Mr. Howard."Yes, I am, Father," answered Tom. " You don't want
your trousers to fall down, do you?"
Young Hopeful: "Father, what is a traitor in politics?Father (a veteran
politician): "A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the
other one."Young Hopeful: "Well then, what is a man who leaves his party and
comes over to yours?"Father: "A converter, my son."
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals, a carpenter, an
electrician, and a dentist, were deciding what pranks to play on the couple
on their wedding night.The carpenter decided that he would saw the slats off
their bed. The electrician figured that wiring the bed with alternating
current would give them a few chuckles. The dentist would not tell the
otherswhat he had done, and wore a sly grin, simply suggesting that his gag
would be a memorable one. The wedding and reception went as planned. A few
days later, each of the groom's three friends received a letter which read
asfollows. Dear friends, We didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The
electric shock was only a minor setback. But, I swear to God Almighty, I'm
going to kill the idiot who put Novocain in the K-Y Jelly.
thecrew5nenhlalo03kwithiyori .
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