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[IMG][3][IMG][IMG][4]The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly
two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a
question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?""I'll venture an
answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
A teacher said to her class:"Who was the first man?"George Washington," a
little boy shouted promptly."How do you make out that George Washington was
the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently."Because, " said the
little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of
his countrymen."But at this point a larger boy held up his hand."Well," said
the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?""I don't know what
his name was," said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington,
ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so,
of course, there must have been a man ahead of him."
Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their
mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big
cityto buy some new clothes.The children played for an hour, and then at
halfpast four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice
cakeand a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in
half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a
gentleman.""Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?""They
always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at
once."Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took
the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making
others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make
someoneelse glad?""Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad
yesterday.""Well done. Who was that?""My granny.""Good boy. Now tell us how
you made your grandmother glad.""Please, teacher, I went to see her
yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm
going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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