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n'go momre[2] There was a sheriff looking for a new deputy, and a Redneck
went in to apply for the job. "OK," said the sheriff, "What is 1+1?" The
redneck thought for a minute, and finally said, "11."The sheriff asked,
"Whattwo days of the week start with the letter T?" The redneck said,
"That'seasy, Today and Tomorrow." The sheriff said, "Now the last question,
who killed Abraham Lincoln?" The redneck thought really hard, and at last
said, "I don't know." The sheriff smiled and said, "Well, why don't you go
home and work on that." So the redneck went home and his wife asked him how
it went. The redneck replied, "Great! He already put me on a murder case!"
A special Swimming tournament that is about to take place. For the
tournament, the participants include a guy without arms, one without legs,
one with just a torso, and... just a head. Starting pistol goes off,
everyonegoes forward, but the head sinks right away. After the event,
reporters ask: What did you count on?"Well, see," the head says, "I've spent
seven years in training to use my ears... but those idiots put a swimming
capon them."
An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in
Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked, "Is it true that a
person can fall down on a sidewalk in your county and then sue the
landownersfor lots of money?" Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to
hispartner and started speaking rapidly in Italian. When they stopped, the
American attorney asked if they wanted to go to America to practice law.
"No,no," one replied. "We want to go to America and fall down on sidewalks."
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