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n'go moore[2] A notoriously absent-minded professor was one day observed
walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter, the other
on the pavement.A pupil meeting him said:"Good evening, professor. How are
you?""Well," answered the professor, "I thought I was all right when I left
home, but now I don't know what's the matter with me. I've been limping for
the last half-hour."
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he
started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we
had tails like a baboon, where are they?""I'll venture an answer, " said an
old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double
martini on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his
shirtpocket, then he ordered another double martini. After he finished that
one, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and ordered another double
martini. Finally, the bartender said, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis
all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket
before you order a refill." The customer replied, "I'm peeking at a photo of
my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."
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