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Drrop me[2] cin vestri tud A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of
white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the
bartender's face. Before the bartender could recover from the surprise, the
man began weeping. "I'm sorry," he said. "I'm really sorry. I keep doing
thatto bartenders. I can't tell you how embarrassing it is to have a
compulsion like this." Far from being angry, the bartender was sympathetic.
Before long, he was suggesting that the man see an analyst about his
problem."I happen to have the name of a psychoanalyst," the bartender said.
"My brother and my wife have both been treated by him, and they say he's as
good as they get."Six months later, the man was back. "Did you do what I
suggested?" the bartender asked, serving a glass of white wine."I certainly
did," the man said. "I've been seeing the psychoanalyst twice a week." He
took a sip of the wine, then he threw the remainder into the bartender's
face. The flustered bartender wiped his face with a towel. "The doctor
doesn't seem to be doing you any good," he sputtered. "On the contrary," the
man claimed, "he's done me world of good." "But you threw the wine in my
faceagain!" the bartender exclaimed. "Yes," the man replied. "But it doesn't
embarrass me anymore."
On Clinton's last trip to Hawaii, he went swimming at Waikiki Beach. He got
caught in a riptide and was been pulled out to sea. Three young surfers swam
out to him and brought him to shore. He wanted to reward them, and asked
whatthey would like. The first said he wanted to be a fighter pilot, and
Clinton said he would get him an appointment to the A. F. Academy. The
secondone said he wanted to command a submarine. "Fine, I'll get you into
theNaval Academy." The third said he wanted to be buried at Arlington.
Clinton looked puzzled and asked why such a young person was concerned about
where he would be buried. "Because", said the surfer, "my father is a
VietnamVeteran, and when I go home and tell him I saved your life, he's
goingto kill me."
Before traveling to London on business, an American drove his Rolls Royce to
a bank in the middle of New York to ask for a loan of $5000. He left his
rolls-Royce as collateral. The loan officer accepted and had the car driven
down into the the bank's underground car park for safekeeping. He then
handedthe businessman $5000.Two weeks later, the American came back from
London and he went to the bank to return his loan and bring back his car.
"That will be $5000 plus $15.40 in interest," said the loan officer. The man
wrote a cheque and started to walk away."Wait a minute, sir" said the bank
man. "While you were away, I discovered that you are a millionaire. Why in
the world do you need to borrow $5000?"The man smiled. "Where else in New
York could I park my Rolls-Royce for two weeks for only $15.40?"
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