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Our problem isn't nearly so bad.

Even a wet-pantsed man who's happy to announce the fact to the world at
large.

It's the wall most meat eaters have, the one that separates what you see
in the field with what you see on your plate.

According to my grandmother, my grandfather would love to pass the time
by browsing all the different cuts of meat in a butcher's window.
' 'Hey, can we sit in your dugout with you to shoot the breeze a while?
I'm sure going to miss that Guinness, though. I'd have had an easier
time concentrating with the three bears breathing down my neck. I'd have
had an easier time concentrating with the three bears breathing down my
neck. We're Team Guinness, and have been for the better part of a decade
now.

The other way, of course, is that one day I'll attempt to sit down, slip
around the seat, fall over, and end up face-down and ass-up in the
bathtub.

As much as it sends the appropriate message to our players, it hardly
instills fear and awe into our opponents.

A living, bleating lamb.

The whole premise of the on-camera slaughters was to say "in Britain we
don't know where our food comes from, and we should.

I was adamant that I could never become a vegetarian.

But they've got bottles of soda that I can cart back to the office,
which the burrito joint doesn't offer.
It's the wall most meat eaters have, the one that separates what you see
in the field with what you see on your plate.

' And in a couple of years, we'll change our names to the 'Bird Flu
Bombers'.

If a jackass slips in the bathroom and no one's around, it never
happened. You're wondering which wall, aren't you? I was adamant that I
could never become a vegetarian. I don't know how the dude's pants got
wet, or when they got wet, or which particular bits of his pants were
wet.
And now for something significantly more disturbing: My wife and I are
having a problem with our toilet.

It's the wall most meat eaters have, the one that separates what you see
in the field with what you see on your plate. Some are too hot, or too
cold, or too bright, or too dark, and some look and feel and smell like
janitors' closets.

By late May, it's an oppressive eighty-five.

As for the rest, don't expect it to look, taste and feel exactly like
their meat counterparts.

Whilst reducing my meat intake, I recalled some of the vegetarians I've
known over the years. I hate salad for one thing, so what on earth would
there be left to eat? The fact that we've apparently formed a union of
some kind? Most days I take a packed lunch to work with me.
Will I be 'boss'-ing people soon? Some office areas are higher-traffic
than others.

I'm not a 'chief' kind of guy.

I was one of those people and had absolutely no reason to challenge my
point-of-view. I take little pleasure in ninety-degree swelter, for a
very good reason.

It was a nice room, too.
That's what it's like with vegetarian sandwiches.
After all, you're only responsible for the purchase, right? If you're a
meat lover that would like to go veggie, I'd very much appreciate it if
you could vote in the poll below. Vegetarian bacon is more like spam in
texture; vegetarian "beef" burgers don't feel like meat in your mouth.
It's the wall most meat eaters have, the one that separates what you see
in the field with what you see on your plate. It's the wall most meat
eaters have, the one that separates what you see in the field with what
you see on your plate. Please, for the love of god, tell me no one's
switched over to wine coolers or girly daiquiris.


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